eye patch

[Arabella Porter]

            I’ve been collecting eye patches since my second week aboard the Widow. The Monday of my second week on board, we ran into some trouble in which a bullet whizzed only a hair away from my head, right next to my left ear. Instead of thinking about my ear, I immediately thought of something. I wondered if I would lose my eye being a pirate like in all of the stories. The stereotype is definitely true by the way. I’ve seen so many one eyed pirates, that if you asked me how many, I would lose count at more than 152. Ok, ok, maybe 122.  But still, that’s a lot of eyeballs lost somewhere on the earth or in the atmosphere or however the mates lost em’.  By collecting eye patches from the assholes we kill, I think I’m being cautious and prepared. I’ve even altered one to use during incognito. It has a little window, like a goggle would. But although I can see out, those who try to peep in, would not see my eye. Just the reflection off of what appears to be a decorative gem. Watch out for my lack of blind spots.