Funny that you should say that, one of our most dedicated cruisers was an engineer on the Alaska Marine Highway and also could not imagine taking even a SP cruise for fun.  Now she is addicted.

Apparently it is really different above deck.  ;-) 

I was wondering what sort of warrant officer you were.  I am more familiar with this kind:

I do not handle heat or crowds well so Alaska suits me.  If you are a fan of fine food and drink then this is the event for you:  http://welcometosteampunk.com/events/steampunk-naval-expedition-6th-annual-steampunk-cruise 

I am glad to see that you have joined us here.