Pen Pals

Dear Captain Charlotte Bennet,

I am rather excited to meet with you for negotiations. I apologize deeply for my advisor’s behavior and am very eager to meet your quartermaster, Mercurian Maxwell. However, it appears that we will be rather late for our appointment. The coordinates are farther away than we suspected at this time of year due to a last minute purchase from Captain Sarling of the P.A.S Cameroon. I’m afraid that I will no longer be doing business with him after this purchase due to a slight miscommunication and financial dispute. No matter, I am looking forward to seeing you and your first mate again.

Most grateful,

Alvarius Thyme

Dear Captain Alvarius Thyme,

I am looking forward to seeing you again as well and am happy to hear that you are eager to meet Mr. Maxwell. Ms. Porter will be joining us on the second day. She and I wish you safe travels in the meantime. Forgive me for sounding unprofessional, but I am happy to hear that you will no longer be doing business with the Cameroon. Captain Sarling is a disagreeable ignoramus and, coincidentally, I have recently sent my first mate to along with a small number of men to collect a debt from him and therefore I am glad that you are not on the ship at this time.

Happy flying,

Charlotte Bennet

Dear Captain Sarling,

I am glad to hear that you are no longer doing business with Captain Thyme. Meanwhile, he’s doing business with my captain. It looks like your customers are running out. You should quit while you’re ahead and find a good day job in a bakery or a tea shop. I feel like you’d be good in the food business.

The girl you stupidly attempted to kill on her own ship,

Arabella Porter

( Ps. Look up)

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