*Click sound as the transmission begins.  Slight static noise, then a voice resounds through the space*



Good sirs and precious madams.  I am the man of many cures.  The scourge of plagues.  The destroyer of germs.  I am Dr. Cain Marko.  *Presents himself with a flourish of bows and stands erect at attention*  Many ask what manners a man of my caliber would be of use.  Let me show you.



*He removes his long, brown trench coat and places it on the table and pulls the…